July 23 2014, 11:40 PM

We talked into the night. The kind of talk that seemed important until you discover girls.

July 23 2014, 11:01 PM

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

July 23 2014, 10:40 PM


she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

July 23 2014, 10:20 PM

my self esteem is innumerate 


my self esteem is innumerate 

July 23 2014, 10:01 PM




fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

July 23 2014, 09:40 PM

"when we were kids the only thing that got us through most days was music. its why we started fall out boy in the first place. . this isn’t a reunion because we never broke up. we needed to plug back in and make some music that matters to us.

the future of fall out boy starts now.

save rock and roll…

pete, patrick, andy, and joe.”

February 4th, 2013.

July 23 2014, 09:20 PM

Suits Appreciation  Sebastian Stan

July 23 2014, 09:01 PM
July 23 2014, 08:40 PM


"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

July 23 2014, 08:20 PM