if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

Shit son

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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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Blah I’m on my phone and couldn’t get this to publish so here we go!

1 hour ago + 1 note


And Liz Lemon did in real life.

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teacher: this test looks long but don’t let it scare you

me: fear doesn’t shut me down it wakes me up

*rips test in half*

i’m divergent

*runs out of class*

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steve rogers and bucky barnes; footage on display at the smithsonian

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This is the face of a girl who hates (long) car rides.

3 hours ago + 2 notes

I didn’t know how many times I could show up and try to pretend [I was alright] and continually be asked back.

-Spencer on his addiction (mtv news) 8/5/13

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She’s a rainbow

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