if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Blah I’m on my phone and couldn’t get this to publish so here we go!
And Liz Lemon did in real life.
teacher: this test looks long but don’t let it scare you
me: fear doesn’t shut me down it wakes me up
*rips test in half*
*runs out of class*
steve rogers and bucky barnes; footage on display at the smithsonian
This is the face of a girl who hates (long) car rides.
“I didn’t know how many times I could show up and try to pretend [I was alright] and continually be asked back.”
-Spencer on his addiction (mtv news) 8/5/13